Can you find me? That's right, there, in the blue. Hang all over him, you little tart.
2. You will spend far, far too much time talking to said high school friends you haven't seen in 20 years and other people who write on your wall. As if you didn't spend enough time online. Get back to work, slacker.
3. People can kidnap you. I haven't quite figured that one out yet, but I've been bound and gagged in a potato sack, accosted with a spicy burrito and taken to Cancun, and handcuffed and thrown into a box. Scary.
4. You get a sad reminder that other people still have more friends then you. What else is new.
So, will you friend me? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease? I'm Wendy Cebula.