If you've been around for a while, you know how much I enjoy making fun of my mom, but sometimes I wonder if this is really fair. I mean, she really is a good person. Honestly. She's friendly and talkative (even to surly taxi drivers with limited English--no matter! just keep on chatting!) She's kind and loving. She'll do just about anything for you.
She's one of Those People.
You know the ones.
The ones who commit such crimes as BUYING SUNGLASSES FOR DOGS.
Does this dog look happy to you?
And that's not all. Oh no. Not even close. This tiny armoire is BRIMMING with DOG CLOTHES.
See that little flapper get-up in front? That's her dog's EASTER DRESS. Yes. Have I even thought of what my own human children will be wearing for Easter Sunday yet? No, I have not. What's more, this dog has her own LUGGAGE. I suppose it's for when she jets off to the French Riviera.
This all reminds me of something...hmm, what was it? Oh yes, Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves.
I can see why.
Do you know anyone like this? For the dogs' sake, I hope not. Think of the animals, people.